Predators
05/02/2026
🚨 PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Say hello to DR. Yves 🩺💉
Yes… Doctor. No… not the kind that tells you to stop playing rugby.
As the oldest man in the squad, you’d think Yves would be chilling, stretching excessively, and giving life advice from the sideline.
Absolutely not.
This rugby-crazed specimen has zero interest in slowing down, refuses to retire, and somehow still wakes up ready for contact 😤
This will be DR. Yves’ 3rd tournament in Predators colours, and at this point we’re convinced rugby is his actual medicine. Age is just a number, and apparently his number is “still hits hard”.
We’re proud (and slightly concerned) to call him one of our own 🐺
Predators wouldn’t be the same without him.
Prescriptions include:
✔ Big tackles
✔ Loud calls
✔ Questionable recovery times
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03/02/2026
🚨 PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Breaking news from Predators HQ 🐺
This year’s 10s tournament will witness the long-awaited, highly anticipated, possibly overhyped debut of LOURENS.
Rumour has it (and by rumour we mean sources close to the braai) that Lourens can, in fact, play this rugby game quite well. Shocking, we know. Even more concerning? He’s apparently very excited to score all the tries. Not some. All. Of. Them.
Insiders say he’s been practising:
Running fast 🏃♂️
Beating defenders 🧱➡️❌
Celebrations for tries he hasn’t scored yet 🕺
Opposition teams have been warned. Defenders have been notified. Scoreboards are on standby.
Welcome to the jungle, Lourens.
Predators debut unlocked. 🔓
Try-scoring mode: ACTIVATED.
19/01/2026
🚨 PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Luaan “Fabiani” is BACK for his second Cape Town 10s with Predators Rugby 🐺
The man who thinks every strobe light is an action camera 📸
An aspiring male model trapped in a rugby player’s body 💅
But don’t be fooled by the poses… this man can tackle HARD 💥
He might be checking his angles between phases, but when it’s time to defend, Luaan brings runway confidence with brick-wall contact. Style ✔️ Swag ✔️ Shoulder of doom ✔️
Cape Town 10s, you’ve been warned — the lights are bright, the hits are harder, and Fabiani is ready. 😤🔥
14/01/2026
🚨 PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
From England 🇬🇧 to the Mother City 🇿🇦… hide your ankles and charge your phones 📱⚡
MAX BROWN has landed.
Yes that Max Brown — one of rugby’s biggest social media superstars, worldwide menace, and certified algorithm breaker 🤳🔥
He’s coming to try out some South African rugby at the Cape Town 10s, and fair warning:
👉 You might get stepped
👉 You might get burnt for pace
👉 You might wake up famous on TikTok or YouTube
But don’t get it twisted — this isn’t just content.
The man can BALL 🏉💨
Serious wheels. Serious skills. Serious problems for defenders.
Making his debut for Predators Rugby 🐺
Cape Town 10s… you’ve officially been warned 😤
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