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My First Day To Have $ex(😭😭😭)

I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, I looked at them curiously a while wondering how on earth 🌍 could I use them.
The lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely,
"Have you ever used a condoms?"
"Do you know how to put on?"

I blushed and said, "No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how to put it on. You have to make sure it is tight!" 🙉🙉

I was even more puzzled by it. I was by then still an innocent young man after my form 4 exams. She noticed how shy and confused I was. 🙈🙈

"You must be a virgin?" She said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x before?" She asked. I said, "No!" She looked around the shop there was no one but just the two of us.

She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door.

She told me to hurry up...."we don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short miniskirt up, her pants down, spread her legs apart and laid her back on the table. I was really shaking!

Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had demonstrated to me. I did and she pulled me close, and oooh Yes, there, as right deep inside her wet sweet flesh..

But ooh my God no, in just 2minutes inside jabuleng it was just too much. And I came oooshhhhhh tsaaa tsaaa I was done.

The lady felt it too, she felt the hot fluid inside her🍑🍑, and asks me, "Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you showed me!" I replied

She says, "Lets see!" I showed her. "Oh s**t!" She screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your cucumber 🍆 not on your thumb 👍 you fool!...
That's how I became a dad👨‍👩‍👦🤣🤣

Never take a man's promises in bed seriously, he's not
the one talking..
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If you can't dance when you are drunk atleast speak English or promise people jobs.
Don't waste alcohol
😆🙆😂🙈🥴

I blocked all girls from seeing my post🤣🤣
except my gf😘 if u are seeing this, that means u are the one😎
so hw far baby💞

a kiss can remove anger from someone's face but if it becomes too much it can remove clothes aswell🤞

As a young man who is ambitious and wants the best for himself, stay away from jobless women.
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If she didn't scream during s3x. give her belle she will scream during labour I hate stubborn ladies with a lion heart 🙄
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I shocked mosquitoes yesterday. I opened the door, all of them rushed in, then I locked them inside and slept outside 🥴.

The worst prison in the world is a home without peace.
Be careful who you marry or fall in love with.

I kissed my neighbor in my dream last night and she saw me this morning pretending as if nothing happen.
Nonsense 😡😄

Dating a woman who believes in God and prays for you in this generation is very important dawg.

Anything blocking your progress is REMOVED now.

Receive open Doors of success.