Valhalla Deli

My face when you don't get a sandwich from Valhalla Deli.
Saturday story: I backed my 2000 Ford Escape into a dumpster and now it looks like I have two giant bullet holes on my rear windshield. I think it gives me an edge when I'm on the road because people know not to mess with me. Keep your distance.
Remember Valhalla, drive safe and enjoy the gorgeous weekend!

Back in Miami. Thinking about making moves tonight hmu if you got plans. If you need me to hold your cellphone while you dance I can put it in my F***y pack. DALÈ!

Are you on the Keto diet and don’t know where to get lunch? Say less. Valhalla Deli has your back. We can make you this GORGINA salad that won’t make you regret giving up carbs. If you are in ketosis and don’t feel the need to mention it to every single person you meet, I am proud of you! “I haven’t had a carb in 32 days.” Ok, no one asked! LOL. Remember, when life gives you mozzarella, give it a kiss, thank the Pope, and eat it. Love you all. Happy Saturday!

Wow. Look at this delicious sandwich! Here at Valhalla Deli we make the most delicious chicken cutlets which you can put on any sandwich you want! I will leave you with these wise words Valhalla: “Life is like a sh*t sandwich. The more bread you have, the more sh*t you have to eat.” Have a wonderful day!