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Royal Correspondence from Chandler the Peacock 🦚
It appears the calico kitten is no longer “the calico kitten.”
She now has a name.
Eris.
Which, I have since learned, is the goddess of chaos.
An alarmingly accurate choice.
This is concerning, as naming generally indicates permanence, and I was under the impression we were still evaluating her application.
Today, while I was simply existing peacefully and minding my own regal business, Eris took it upon herself to engage directly with my tail.
Playing with it.
Swatting at royal plumage as though it were specifically provided for her entertainment.
I would like it noted that I remained remarkably patient throughout this entire interaction. Mostly because she is very small and seems entirely unaware that she is antagonizing a creature of extraordinary importance.
She, meanwhile, appears convinced that all feathers within reach belong to her now.
Honestly, the name fits.
— Chandler
Reluctant Participant in Chaos Management 🦚👑
05/09/2026
Royal Correspondence from Chandler the Peacock 🦚
The estate has acquired… additional cats.
Two of them.
Tiny. Floofy. Alarmingly confident for creatures approximately the size of a respectable lunch.
One is a grey tabby. The other is a calico. Both appear to be female, both are long-haired, and both have already begun behaving as though they own the property.
I am told their current working titles are “Mittens” and “Smitten,” though The Keeper seems uncertain whether these names meet official standards.
Frankly, I have concerns.
They are, at present, available for suitable placement. However, should no appropriate applicants emerge, they may remain here under estate supervision—which, if history has taught us anything, is exactly how these situations become permanent.
This, apparently, is what happens when one assists a stray cat.
The universe responds by shipping additional cats directly to your location.
An aggressive redistribution system, if you ask me.
I will continue monitoring the situation from a safe and dignified distance.
— Chandler
Supervisor of Unexpected Population Growth 🦚👑
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