Chubby Cheeks Meadery

CHEEKY MEMORANDUM

​TO: All Chubby Cheeks Fans

DATE: Today

SUBJECT: Anti-Bored Meading

​This is to formally announce that today’s "Anti-Bored Meading" is scheduled for 3:00 PM to 7:00 PM at Chubby Cheeks Meadery.

​We have secured a supply of Chubby Cheeks Meadery's finest. The current atmosphere in the boardroom (pictured) is, frankly, unacceptable. This will be rectified promptly.

​Consider this an important team-building exercise with a high potential for morale-boosting fermentation. Your attendance is expected for this crucial strategy session. Don’t be late.

Mead you there 😎🤘




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🤘🪅 Sunday Funday!

We are closed to the general public from 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM today while our queens absolutely dominate the floor. 👑✨

​But don't cry into your empty glass just yet!

We are throwing the doors wide OPEN to the public from 2:00 PM – 5:00 PM today! Come grab a post-show pour, nurse your weekend hangover, and hang out with us. 🥂

​🎟️ DON'T GET LEFT OUT NEXT TIME!

​FOMO is real, and our events sell out fast. Scan the codes or hit the link in our bio to grab your tickets for what’s coming up this week:

​Thursday, June 11th @ 5:30 PM – Blooms, Buzz & Bingo 🪴🐝 Get ready for a plant-filled bingo night packed with gorgeous greenery to win, barrel-aged mead, and immaculate vibes. Links in bio.

​Friday, June 12th @ 4:00 PM – Call of Duty: Black Ops LAN Competition 🎮💥 Channel your inner sweat. Free play starts at 4 PM, and the tournament kicks off at 6:30 PM. Snag that $10 presale rate before it goes up at the door! Links in bio.

​See you at 2:00 PM, besties! 💛

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🎶 The Eurovision Final is here… and the drama is spicy! 🇦🇹

​Grab your flags, warm up those vocal cords, and get ready for glitter, camp, and pure chaos. Today, we’re turning the meadery into Vienna 2026 for the 2nd Annual FREE Eurovision Finale Watch Party! 🙌✨

​🤫 Tonight's Tea:

​The Bookies' Obsession: Will Finland’s Linda Lampenius and Pete Parkkonen literally burn down the stage with "Liekinheitin" (Flamethrower) 🔥, or will Australia's iconic Delta Goodrem sweep the jury vote? 🇦🇺✈️

​The Drama: Between the five-country boycott and some serious semi-final crowd tension, the voting sequence today is going to be pure, unadulterated chaos. Bring your scorecards!

​⏰ Today, May 16th:

​🚪 Doors open @ 12:00 PM (Get here early for a good seat!)

​🥪 BYOF! Bring your own food/snacks to munch on while we sip mead.

​🧠 Eurovision Trivia & Sing-a-longs between acts.

​👶👵 All Ages Welcome! Fido too! 🐩

​Admission is totally FREE. Grab your crew, pick your favorite, and let’s see who gets our 12 points tonight! 🏆👇

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