Movewithmelissad

Come see me Sunday in maple valley!!☀️🏡

Listed by Jessica Williams with real broker LLC

Come see me this weekend in Lakeland hills!!

Home listed by Nicole Oliver with pnw realty 🤩🎉

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Melissa is part real estate agent, part chaos coordinator, full-time closer of deals and snack cabinets.

By day, she’s out here slinging houses across the Puget Sound like it’s Monopoly and she owns the bank. By night, she’s negotiating bedtime with three tiny humans who somehow have more counteroffers than her clients. Eight years in the game means she can spot a bad foundation, a flaky buyer, and a lowball offer from a mile away—and she will absolutely not hesitate to humble it.

Married to a home inspector (aka built-in cheat code), she basically has X-ray vision for houses and zero patience for nonsense. If there’s a crawl space, she knows about it. If there’s a problem, she already has a solution. If there’s snacks…they’re hers. Probably hidden.

Her vibe? Equal parts “let’s get you top dollar” and “I will absolutely show a house in leggings with dry shampoo and still out-negotiate everyone in the room.” She thrives on coffee, contracts, and a slightly unhinged level of determination.

Catch her closing deals, cooking something that required way too many dishes, or chasing her boys outside while mentally drafting your next winning offer.

Her accessories include:
• Oversized iced coffee ☕
• Phone at 12% but somehow still working
• Contracts, keys, and snacks she’s hiding from her kids
• That one pen she refuses to let anyone borrow

Move with Melissa D… or get left behind.

NEW LISTING ALERT 🚨

💰$ 400,000

Packed with potential and full of opportunity, this 2bedroom 1bathroom home offers 1016sqft of living space on a generous 0.28 acre lot-perfect for buyers looking to live, invest, or expand. This home has great bones and a functional layout with natural light throughout. The bonus here is the massive covered carport and bonus spaces. The oversized carport isn't just for parking-it's a game changer. Attached are two additional rooms, one of which is already equipped with plumbing for a future bathroom, opening the door to endless possibilities. Create a guest suite, private office, home business setup or take it to the next level with potential for adu or duplex style conversion. Whether you're looking to generate income, house hack or build multi-generational living, this setup gives you a head start! Don't miss your chance to unlock the full potential here-schedule your tour today.

2 beds, 1 bath for $400,000 in Puyallup, WA | HomeSpotter Packed with potential and full of opportunity, this 2bedroom 1bathroom home offers 1016sqft of living space on a generous 0.28 acre lot-perfect for buyers looking to live, invest, or expand. This home has great bones and a functional layout with natural light throughout. The bonus here is the massiv...