Trauma Cat

Something wicked this way comes…

PSA: We’ve received a very scary chain letter demanding that we NOT share our Sp0tify wrapped numbers, lest we face dire consequences. We’re gonna play it safe and obey, but we’ve hired a P.I. who is currently digging deeper into the matter.

That being said, we’d like to take this opportunity to thank all our new listeners. Everyone knows that YOU are the true heroes of streaming, and we don’t know where we’d be without you! So cheers to the community and allies.

As always, you can purchase our crap music or merchandise with $$$ (🤑🤑🤑) at our online store. You can also buy digital copies of our music [which you can actually own (useful for when the commies take down our internet)] from the lovely people at Bandcamp.

Ideally, you should just IGNORE THIS and keep inflating our megalomaniacal egos with the Monopoly-$$-like dopamine hits of raw, uncut . Don’t even listen, just mute and . Numbers, baby, !!! Sorry 😿

🍭 TOMORROW IN SYRACUSE 🍭

Ponder the sickening sweetness of a four-band bill at ! Doors at 6:30!

• The salty surf sounds of ! (7:00)
• The "student loan core" of ! (7:45)
• The beach town powerpunk of ! (8:30)
• The bu****it of Trauma Cat! (9:30)

A true kaleiodscope of live audio and visuals, yours for only $15 at the door! Results may vary! NOT approved by the American Dental Association! 😿