Doug Clemens

All due respect to our police officers but this is one issue I cannot support 🤣
I have been and always will be PRO-DOUGHNUT!

We are just going to get out in front of this now...

Friday is National Doughnut Day.

While we truly appreciate the support from our amazing community, we want everyone to know that the Ballwin Police Department does not need dozens of boxes of doughnuts showing up at the station Friday morning.

We've reviewed the evidence from previous years and can confirm that the department has the ability to survive an entire shift without powdered sugar on our uniforms.

So, in the interest of public health, officer fitness, and our ability to button our uniforms, we respectfully ask for your cooperation in boycotting National Doughnut Day.

Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.

This message was approved by absolutely no one standing near a box of doughnuts.