Dads Gone Mild

Wanna know how I know I’m getting old?

A few weeks ago my daughter (5) painted a birdhouse. We hung the birdhouse in a tree and forgot about it.

This morning I’m walking past the back patio and what do I see? An eastern bluebird selecting his winter home in my daughter’s birdhouse!

You might be asking “but John, how do you know it’s an eastern bluebird?”. Because I took a picture of it, ran it thru google lens, and then proceeded to learn everything about the eastern bluebird.

And that’s how I know I’m getting old.

Anyone else wonder if Bon Jovi has made it there yet? It’s been since ‘86.

I think Hanson was right.

Mmmm Bop!

If you ever owned Nike Shox don’t forget to take your Metamucil.

If you remember these you might want to start thinking about taking baby aspirin.