Feline Magazine

MINERVA STEALS THE ELECTION!!! We are in an uproar.
We don't need a recount, we just need an actual count. If you know how to count please write in.

Incr edible but an actual local Kayem foods hot dog named Sally has entered a bid for mayor, inside an undersized bun and with a squish of mustard. We like the poster font design but the choice of a random dog to decorate it has not been well received by local path walkers, prowlers and stalkers ... But as a completely impartial mews organization we have to also cover the underdogs from time to time, even if they are literally a hot dog.

The one and only cat with underpants (and disabilities) in the race. A real Purranklin Delano Roosevelt moment! The following is our exmewsive interview with the hero:

Tell us a bit about yourself, preferred pronouns, favorite treat, and how you got your name.

>>My name is Midnight, I go by she/her/the hero. My favorite treat is cat grass, all Churus and Greenies. I think I’m just that cool for the name, a hero’s name.

"Mayor by day, hero by night”

As Mayor what would be your favorite pawlicies?
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Equal Fur-Color Right, every cat counts, every scratch matters. 
Free Running Hours after midnight.
All You Can Nap, anywhere, any human body can be for naps.
Free Scratching Zone per household.
CPR: Cat Paw Rage, my paw, my justice.

Would you be open to doing a n**e photoshoot with us without the underpants?
>> Yes, when I’m not on duty, please contact my secretary for further arrangements .

You are an inspiration to other cats differently able, what words do you have for the next litter?
>> This world is on your paws, we are mission impawssible. 

Small tail, big heart, stay healthy my friends!!!