Fire Rock

🎉 THC is BACK this Saturday at Fire Rock Pub! 🎉

Get ready to rock from 2-6 PM! If you missed their last show, you’re in for a treat—it was a blast! 🎸✨

Join us as we celebrate some amazing birthdays for Jimmy, Carl, Armand & Mike! 🎂🎈

🍰 What’s on the menu?

• Delicious birthday cake 🎂

• Our famous hot dog bar! 🌭

Plus, you can count on ice-cold beer and a deck that’s ready to rock! 🍻💃

Don’t miss out on this epic celebration—bring your friends and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

👉 See you there!

As the holiday weekend comes to a close and we dive back into our Monday routines, I want to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the incredible community and friendships we’ve built together. In a world that often feels like it’s speeding by, our recent event on Saturday, July 4th, truly stood out. It was a joyful occasion that benefited our furry friends who can’t speak for themselves. I’m beyond proud to share that we raised an impressive $5,000 and gathered a truckload of supplies for OHAR Open Hands Animal Rescue. Thank you for being a part of this wonderful journey!

Kickin the July 4th weekend off with RED Friday! Celebrate America 250 with Fire Rock!🍻The beer is stacked to the ceiling and the spirits are ready to pour! We are beaming with pride for our country and the freedom we are blessed with. 🇺🇸 Today we Remember Everyone Deployed and the sacrifices these brave men and women make to ensure our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

As we approach the holiday weekend this is your 🚨 PSA 🚨 announcement to stay hydrated!! And always remember have fun and live every moment to the fullest!

A Lil giggle for ya

911 TRANSCRIPT — “IT’S TOO DAMN HOT”

DISPATCH: 911, what’s your emergency?

CALLER: Ma’am I ain’t got an emergency, I got a situation. It is TOO. DAMN. HOT. I’m sweatin’ in places I didn’t even know had sweat glands.

DISPATCH: Sir, the temperature is high today, but that’s not—

CALLER: High? HIGH? My mailbox is leanin’ over like it’s tryin’ to find shade. My dog done laid down in the kiddie pool and refused to come out. He said he’s claimin’ it as sovereign territory.

DISPATCH: …Your dog said that?

CALLER: He barked it with authority. That’s legally binding in this county.

DISPATCH: Sir, do you need medical assistance?

CALLER: I need y’all to send somebody with a cold front. A breeze. A church fan. SOMETHIN’. My AC is blowin’ air that feels like somebody exhalin’ on me after eatin’ hot wings.

DISPATCH: Have you tried staying hydrated?

CALLER: Hydrated? I drank so much water I’m basically a human aquarium. I’m sloshin’ when I walk. My thighs sound like two wet balloons fightin’ for custody.

DISPATCH: Sir, this line is for emergencies only.

CALLER: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I opened my front door and the heat slapped me like I owed it money. My flip-flops melted into the driveway. I’m barefoot and spiritually defeated.

DISPATCH: …Sir—

CALLER: My neighbor Earl tried to fry an egg on his hood as a joke. It cooked. It COOKED, ma’am. He ate it. He said it tasted like despair.

DISPATCH: Sir, unless you are in danger—

CALLER: I AM IN DANGER. I’m one degree away from turnin’ into a rotisserie chicken. If I pass out, bury me in the freezer aisle at Piggly Wiggly.

DISPATCH: Sir, please stop calling 911 for weather complaints.

CALLER: Fine. But if I melt into a puddle, that’s on y’all. Tell my family I loved them and tell Earl to stop cookin’ hood eggs.

DISPATCH: Goodbye, sir.

CALLER: SEND A BREEZE.

Credit to original writer 😂

Thank you to Above&Beyond Decks for our new horseshoe pit! Come down and play a round with friends or get some practice in!

🐕‍🦺Annual Run for the Animals Party July 4th at Fire Rock ! Two bands rocking the deck, 🎸Hat Trick Band 2-6, 🎤 Electric Chaos 6-10. Bring your wallets, we've got lots of great raffle baskets, live auction items and a 50/50 drawing. 💰 Pawz Cateringg & Pull Up Boyz bringing the flavor with lots of yummy food options.🍔 Got a sweet tooth?🍨 The Frozen Gator can satisfy that and cool you off too. If you ride, please join the poker run and help us raise $$$ for OHAR Open Hands Animal Rescue. Registration at DJ and Ginas. 🐱 It's gonna be a great day celebrating🇺🇸 America 250🇺🇲

Get ready for an awesome time at Fire Rock Pub today from 2 to 6 PM! 🎉 The Horde of Culture is taking over the back stage, and it’s going to be a blast!

Sip on some ice-cold beers 🍻, soak up the good vibes, and enjoy the fantastic company around you. Don’t forget to bring a friend and give a warm welcome to our new bartender, Shelly! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together! 🎶💃