Cold Comforts - Homemade Frozen Desserts

Menu for Dr. Horrible's Evil League of Evil: WONDERFLONIUM Frozen Yogurt (tastes like wonderflonium, but smells like cumin), FRESH MINT AND CACAO NIB Ice Cream (world's classiest version of mint chip), and UW SWING KIDS' RASPBERRY SWIVEL Ice Cream (raspberry cheesecake with dark chocolate chunks).

Menu for Pride & Prejudice party: EARL GREY ice cream, CHOCOLATE ice cream, CUCUMBER ice cream, SAGE sorbet, ROSE WATER spoom, and UW SWING KIDS RASPBERRY SWIVEL.

With all due respect, Mrs. Agnes B. Marshall (The Book of Ices Plain and Fancy, 1885) does not use enough CUCUMBER in her recipe.

Affogato FAIL

friend ordered an affogato. waiter didn't know what it was. she said you put a scoop of icecream on.

Today's menu for Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Day: MAPLE BACON ice cream, DARK & STORMY ice cream, PUMPKIN PIE ice cream, and some returning favorites.

Maple Bacon Ice Cream

A dark and stormy night calls for DARK AND STORMY ICE CREAM, with fresh ginger and dark rum.

Galaxy-Class menu for tonight's It Gets Better fundraiser/potluck: Thalian Chocolate Mousse Ice Cream (cocoa beans aged four hundred years), Nyan Cat Ice Cream (cherry pop-tart with rainbow stars), and Captain Picard's favorite sorbet: TEA, EARL GREY, COLD.

Tea. Earl Grey. Cold.

SMOKED CHOCOLATE ice cream? We have the technology.

Menu for Rooftop Toga Party: local BLUEBERRY ice cream, local STRAWBERRY ice cream, CHOCOLATE FUDGE ice cream, VANILLA BEAN ice cream, COFFEE COOKIES & CREAM ice cream, and ORANGE BLOSSOM SORBET. Also, LOTS of sunscreen.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream