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Apparently, there is a concept called 'Property Tax' and I have failed to pay that. Because of this misfortune, almost 6 months ago I was confiscated from the government and put into Serious Clown Rehabilitation. This was my punishment. There, they made me dress like a clown every day. I was forced to do horrible acts such as pie thousands upon thousands of little Malaysian children and life. Apparently this was supposed to 'correct' my 'wrong doing.' Anyway, they have finally released me and I am home again. Unfortunately, my building has been sold numerous amount of times since my departure. First, it became a puppy strip club. Then it was sold to a Fisher and there he made a fisherman's VFW arena. Finally as of today, it is a Head Quarters for the biggest mafia on the west side of Seattle. I will be suing them, for pleasure, in hopes of winning back my land. I will be gone for a long time.

Pete Ryan

CEO
Head Mechanic

Oh s**t! That's a taaaaaaaasty T-Bone!