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06/17/2026
A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!
The Rusticators Emporium is a whimsical vintage and eclectic goods shop in the heart of Hallowell, Maine. Lexi was one of our earliest wholesale customers, and we're so glad to continue to supply her shop with miserable Unfortunate Cookies.
Thank you Lexi and Rusticators for all you do to ensure the world is a more peaceful place.
A dangerous game.
Teach 'em while they're young.
Sorry, kid. 💀
It really looks bad savkalipez
06/02/2026
Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is William from Das Gummy! ☮
William has been instrumental in helping us develop our brand new Vegan Sour Skulls gummies. We're so grateful for William's support, guidance, and dedication to making a more peaceful world. 🕊
And it will be crippling...
Cram is such a beautiful word.
Animals can be soo mean.
We've loved your series, Maya!
02/27/2026
No more tears. Just consequences.
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