Unfortunate Cookies

Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is William from Das Gummy! ☮

William has been instrumental in helping us develop our brand new Vegan Sour Skulls gummies. We're so grateful for William's support, guidance, and dedication to making a more peaceful world. 🕊

HIRE ME YOU STUPID F**KS!!!

They're Vegan! They're Sour! They're Skulls!!! Introducing our first ever Unfortunate Gummy: Vegan Sour Skulls 💀💀💀

Not only are these gummies 100% animal-, gluten-, and GMO-free, they're also made with real skulls*!

Now, you too can ascend to the astral plane and live forever.

Pre-order your skull bags for July delivery today on our website! https://unfortunatecookies.org/shop/vegan-sour-skulls-gummies/

*Not actually made with real skulls

Our team had a tremendous time at the Sweets & Snacks Expo last week in Vegas. We took great pleasure in sharing our horrible fortunes with people from around the world. We may just have to come back next year to ruin more lives.

Please go away.

No more tears. Just consequences.