The Accessory Wizard

(cute little joke) A woman just gave birth to a baby and the doctor said it was a boy. Suddenly, he threw it at the wall, and a nurse kicked it back to him. The doctor picked it up and stabbed it several times with a syringe, then threw it out the window. The parents started screaming "WTF are you doing?!?!" and the doctor said, "Relax, I'm just kidding...it was already dead!"