Señor Paulsen

"The doctor told a friend of mine that he had only six months to live. My friend laughed so hard, and the doctor asked why. He said 'Oh, I thought I was immortal.' Hahahaha!"

"When I tried to go to college, kids, I talk to the college officer and he say, 'There are no Latinos in college!' And you know what I tell him? Well, I cannot tell you... ah, but I can tell you kids! I tell him 'F**k you!' and I go to college."

The frog in action. Thanks to Jon Peck for photo.