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She had no idea… and I’m still recovering from how perfectly it all worked out. 💍👽❤️
So here’s how the most elaborate proposal of the century went down (yes, it involved lies, a fake commercial, rockstars, stunt drivers, pole dancers and a laptop with a secret video 😂):
I hit up my old bandmate and good buddy Chad, who works at Goldfield in Roseville, and asked if I could borrow the stage for just a few minutes between changeovers. The idea? I’d make a “proposal video” and surprise her during the Alien Ant Farm show on July 31st — which, fun fact, was kind of our first “thing,” and honestly almost wasn’t… But the universe had other plans.
To keep it all a surprise, I filmed an actual fake commercial — with HER in it — where we talked about the proposal right in front of her face. No clue. None. It was my cover story so we could invite friends and family without her raising an eyebrow.
The real video — the actual proposal — was hidden on my laptop, and the whole plan hinged on her believing we were just going to show off the “commercial.” Then, bam. Plot twist.
Alien Ant Farm, being the legends they are, were not only down for it — they gave us a shoutout and shared us on their story 🙌👽. And let me tell you, when that video played, and she saw what was really happening… it was the moment. She cried. I blacked out. The crowd went nuts. Mission. Accomplished.
Huge thank you to: 💍 Carte Jewelers for helping me find the perfect ring (and being just down the street in our shopping center — shoutout small town magic) 🎤 Chad for saying yes when this wild idea first hit me 🎸 Eric Rushing & the whole Goldfield team for letting us take over for a few minutes 👽 Alien Ant Farm for the love, the show, and the story repost
And of course… to my bride-to-be. You are truly not from this planet. You’re some angelic, alien being sent from the pyramids to completely change my life. I’ve never been more sure of anything — except maybe how good I am at lying for love. 😇💫

The Ta**us is strong like bull 💪🐂💯 ✨💇‍♀️🔥