Taylor T Rants

Septembers column!

Most promising player - 585 magazine It’s one of those fall days where leaves cover the ground, but the afternoons are still hot. I’m courtside, watching an outdoor tennis match with the players

I’m back for a second year! Bigger venue this year—tell a friend, bring a friend!!

If you’re bored tonight, come out to MuCCC at 142 Atlantic Ave. My Fringe show “Lunatics Lounge Live” is tonight at 6:30. Drag a friend or two, I’ll see you all there🌟🌟🙄

July’s column! From the “Picture This” issue of (585) magazine

Matchmaker, matchmaker - (585) magazine It’s a Friday night when the front door to our house bursts open and my dad walks through it, fresh off of a six-hour drive from New York City. He drops his bags, kisses us hello, and then turns to grab his brand-new camera. My dad is a New York City ironworker, and after all the stories we hear a...

Newest column, from the “Coffee and Home” issue of 585 Magazine. On newsstands in Wegmans, Tops and Barnes & Noble.

Fashion police - (585) magazine The flashlight shines into my eyes with such intensity that I’m momentarily blinded. At the other end of the light is a Chicago police officer who leans into the window, requests my license, and asks if I know why I’ve been pulled over. My sister is beside me in the passenger seat, and this is a...

November’s Column

Blockheads - (585) magazine Illustration by Lissa MathisOur childhood fish tank contained five goldfish ceremoniously named after the New Kids on the Block. Every week my dad cleaned the tank and picked my sister and me up from school with the death tally: “Donnie Wahlberg got stuck in the suction hose today and was crushed....