Stolen Genius Productions

I keep trying to set fire to the rain, but that bitch Adele didn't explain how much lighter fluid you go through. ( via twitter)

A 9 year old in China gave birth to a baby yesterday. There's no joke. Here's to being a grandma at 18. ( via twitter)

I feel bad for the person who did the voiceover work for the temple run guy. How do you put "lead grunter" as a legit item on your resume?

Ah, spring, you are so close. Yet so very far away!