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Some good news in these difficult times.

Covid-19: San Diego zoo apes given experimental vaccine The vaccinations were carried out in February after an outbreak among gorillas at the zoo.

Some bad monkeys out there :(

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2132748-monkey-mafia-steal-your-stuff-then-sell-it-back-for-a-cracker/

Monkey mafia steal your stuff, then sell it back for a cracker Long-tailed macaques living near an Indonesian temple have learned how to steal human possessions, including cash, and then trade them for food

Some monkeys.

http://gawker.com/5907337/zoo-keeper-helps-constipated-monkey-pass-peanut-by-licking-its-butt-for-an-hour

Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.