Beauty Sleep

ttle privacy and interaction as you desire. We're nestled in the very heart of one of Portland Oregon's most vibrant and beautiful neighborhoods. Every little thing your precious heart desires to do is within walking distance. We've decorated to give you the experience of an idealized 70's childhood. Like stepping into a girly playhouse - except with grownup toys and a bar! That's a little about us, here's a little about you so that you know you're perfect:

You are a shiny, sparkle pony who likes to glue things to other things; paint things pink and gold; dress up like our grandmothers when they were 25; fill up glass dishes with Japanese milk candies; wrap things up in curly ribbons; listen to happy music and hula-hoop; teach yourself rock star disco moves; kiss neighborhood kitties on the foreheads; wear long fake ponytails to the mall; plant fake flowers outside; try on ridiculously hideous outfits at thrift stores; beat boys at air hockey; play with graph paper; sing really loud in the car at stoplights...