The Gyros Spot

Yes, I'm giving notice to all those forlorn Gyros ju**ies, that the Gyros may have disappeared, but the GYROSMAKER lives on to entertain and blather about any subject under the sun. My hibernation is over and here's the result: "Special Pants: Childish Poems for Adults" by Richard Coletta (ye olde Gyros slinger) can now be found on Amazon Books and Barnes & Noble. I have painstakingly sorted through and collected some of my best humorous (silly really) poems, song lyrics (rolls eyes), and a few other interesting tidbits. Dr. Seuss ain't got nuttin' on me! Well, except maybe that damn cute Grinch. For less than a sawbuck you can paint a smirky smile on your butt-draggin' face for a while. As a matter of fact, take TWO and call me in the morning. Prescription filled!!!

I could use some inexpensive expertise from an ex-Gyros Spot ju**ie to help with my taxes. Key word "inexpensive". Anybody?