Sit Pretty

Ask your doctor about White Claw today.

Grab a cold one at this Saturday with , .portland, and ourselves at 7pm.
(Warning, The Snug may not actually serve White Claw. We did not check)

No actors were harmed in the making of this video.

After an extensive audition process where we had folks come all the way from the UK, Japan, and the Martian Colony I guess we weren't supposed to talk about, we finally chose our NEW bassist.

We had a TON of incredible folks audition, but we we would be fools to not listen to the wisdom of Tom Hanks and go with

You may remember him from such internet hits as "Wakefest" and "The Belly Donut Bit"

We're excited to showcase his live debut with us at on 2/27 w/ and !

Timing is just right cause his and 's birthdays are right around then, so we'll use the opportunity to celebrate BOTH their birthdays!

Come hang!