Oxford Comma Editing

My fee is simple - $25 per piece plus 3 cents per word. To answer Vampire Weekend's question, I do give a f*** about an oxford comma. And many other grammatical structures, such as the difference between "their," "they're," and "there." And that a person isn't nauseous but nauseated. And that you don't have over 100 beers on tap, you have MORE THAN 100 beers on tap. I've worked as a publicist, mar  ...