Secret Aardvark Trading Company

🚨 The secret’s out! 🚨

Say hello to your new favorite mealtime MVPs: Spicy Mayo Aardvark Habanero Spread 🌶️ and Serrabanero Ranch Spicy Dressing & Dip 🥗.

Spicy Mayo: Bold, creamy, and irresistibly spicy—perfect for burgers, sandwiches, fries, or sushi.

Serrabanero Ranch: Ranch… but with a spicy twist! Drizzle it, dip it, or dress it up—ideal for salads, wings, nacho fries, and more.

Ready to shake up your meals? Grab these saucy game-changers now at secretaardvark.com!

Which one are you trying first? Drop your pick in the comments 👇👇

🎉 Join Us for Secret Aardvark's 20th Anniversary Party! 🎉

We’re thrilled to invite you to celebrate 20 years of the Flavor That Kicks You In The Mouth! Come party with us on November 9th at Landmark Saloon in Portland. Doors open at 6 PM.

Indulge in an Aardvark-inspired food menu, enjoy drinks, and enter raffles for a chance to win some exciting prizes! Plus, meet Scooter himself!

🎶 Enjoy live music from Silver Lake 66 and Ashleigh Flynn & The Riveters!

Tickets are just $10, and each ticket includes a free bottle of Aardvark sauce! All proceeds from ticket sales will support our friends at Waggin’ Tales Search & Rescue.

Don’t miss out on this unforgettable celebration—grab your tickets today and let’s kick it together!