Paymaster Lounge

Happy St. Pat’s, Cruel World!! We’ve got an ample supply of mischievous leprechauns around here 🍀 they’ve been up to no good with their lurking and clogging toilets 👀 they’re definitely not leading us to any goddamn pots of gold… but we have discovered that their di*********es taste exactly like very sour 🍏 jelly shots ✌️💚🌈

Hello there, Cruelest of Worlds!! Do yourself a solid, GET YOUR BUNS IN GEAR, and try one of these White Russian slushies! They’re “out of this world” yummy, and they won’t be around for long since keeping up with real McCoy dairy in a slushy machine is a legit pain in the ass and we can only stand it for so long ✌️🩵🙏 **kice