The Woods

Two years since we closed, boo hoo.

We may be closed, but we keep racking up friends (30 new friends since our last event). Love you, Portland.

ALRIGHT! Uncle Woody has been located! Apparently some people enjoyed themselves a little too well last night and woke up with a dead deer head next to their bed. Thanks for being honest, folks!

WHO TOOK THE STAG'S HEAD? Uncle Woody belonged to one of the owners and is very sentimental. Please, if you took him, bring him back.

Final dance party happening right now... Thanks for the memories, people of Portland. We had a great time.

The Woods are lovely, dark and deep... we will miss being here. If you're moved to pay your respects, please come see Brothers Young, AgesandAges and Sallied Ford and the Sound Outside for free tonight. Love, The Woodspeople.

Tonight is the last time you can come and shake it with Cooky Parker and his sweet R&B/Soul 45's at the Woods. We hope to see you all under the disco ball, shakin' a tail feather and maybe even doing the pop-eye!

Tomorrow night is the last Bingo and Bourbon at the Woods! This should be a memorable night.

Hey everyone, pre sale tickets are all sold out but there will be over a hundred tickets made available at 8pm tomorrow when the doors open up. Happy New Year everyone!
Love,
The Woods and Cooky Parker

Come to Baby Ketten Karaoke tonight and dance with us!!