Gargoyle Steve

Got a new job. I hold this special edition Christmas wine bottle now.

Feeling really f-in' good about my performance so far, I'm f-in' killing my first day on the job.

Many more to come, probably. This won't be like my job holding toilet paper rolls where I got banished to the bathroom cabinet my first week and didn't see sunlight again for two years.

Holding special edition wine is a totally different job than holding toilet paper rolls.