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oneBURGH member Danielle Gephart checking in from South hills officially opened the pool and we love the optimism! Look at these beautiful shades of green. Wow! Should a swimming pool look like it’s filled with Crème de menthe?

We pray that your pool has a transformation story too? That’s why we created SOS: Save Our Swamp ™️.

Drop your pool photo in the comments to enter. Our friends at Swimming Pool Discounters on Babcock Blvd. are helping one Pittsburgh pool get summer-ready with chemicals and pool essentials.

No pressure if your water currently looks more “nature documentary” than “pool day.” Summer is still young!! Bring it in for a free test and professional help!

oneBURGH Divorce: A Butler County man is accused of trying to destroy his own home with an excavator after his wife told him that she wanted a divorce.

Wait, this is a country music song, right? 😆

According to police, 48-year-old Erik Pierwsza allegedly came home after a night of drinking, got into an argument with his wife, and after she told him the marriage was over, reportedly said:

“If it’s over, I’ll tear the house down.”

Then police say he climbed into a Kubota excavator and started doing exactly that, while his wife and two daughters were still inside the home. Unacceptable. Thankfully, no injuries. Look at the KDKA Drone in action. Where was Sky 4? Gas is too expensive.

He now faces charges including causing a catastrophe, reckless endangerment, and disorderly conduct.

This is NOT the answer to a breakup. He should have peacefully left and posted cryptic memes on social media like everyone else.

oneBURGH member Kaleigh checking in from Burgettstown - home of Starlake Amphitheater - a fantastic parking lot to burn expensive gas while not moving.

Kaleigh is shouting out her son Liam, a 4th grader who made his Burgettstown Elementary Center's 4th grade project "Terrible."

Liam presented a "wax museum" biography of Steelers legend, Myron Cope. Looks thorough. He even wore a headset. Nice touch, but shave your head next time Liam. 5 points deducted. 😆 Good job!

Can we just thank teachers for a moment? Where would we be without them and their dedication to our Yinzer kids? How much paste would be eaten? Thank you and enjoy the summer.