Sweet-Ass Merch

The perfect gift for the goth who has everything.

If need to fire your merch guy, we're here for your merch needs.

Band Confused How Merch Guy’s Name Keeps Ending Up On Wikipedia Page An intervention for a long-time merch guy was held after his name was yet again listed in the “members” section of a band’s Wikipedia page.

Handmade, one-of-a-kind kazoos.

- Wooden bodies
- Loud sound
- Quick-change membranes
- Acrylic or wooden membrane holders
- Brass or stainless steel hardware
- Food-safe oil finish -

Made with power tools, hand tools, lasers, and love.

Custom orders and engraving available.