Reading Lines

Out here with my “I hate Andy Muller” bumper sticker

GOOD MORNING AMERICA MONDAY MORNING RAIL, ITS TIME FOR SHOW AND TELL!!!!

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE RAILFANS AT? I WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS ON THEM, IT WILL FEEL AS TONY THE TIGER SAYS “GRRRRREAT!!!!”

TICKETS TO RIDE INCLUDE A TICKET TO WATCH FROM THE CUCK CHAIR! DONT FORGET THE SEATBELT! FOR AN EXTRA $12 WE WILL CALL YOU THE CUCKDUCTOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER GOBBLESS.

MUST BE OVER 5’4” TO RIDE!!!
(LOOKING AT YOU CHILDREN AND THOSE WHO LOOK LIKE CHILDREN)
FOR CHILDREN (AND WEIRD ADULTS) UNDER 5’4” WE ARE OFFERING SPECIAL MEET AND GREETS WITH THE EASTER BUNNY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
- DO NOT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

*casually uses Reading 6 chime passenger whistle as a urinal while calling myself a good little crusader*

Open the door, Jesus has spoken.

Since Tennessee Alabama & Georgia Railway had to give up on their new build, we’re gonna build a G-3 pacific from the ground up. Suck it Britain...