teeVillain

Hear me, DeVoTees of the 13th Villainversary Roll Call.

My ledger shows a small band of the faithful, some thirteen souls, who backed this cursed garment but have not yet answered the survey summoning your name to its rightful place upon the back.

If you are among these thirteen, the fix is simple. Fill out the survey now, or send word directly to my inbox at:
baddies @ teevillain .com
[remove the spaces from that email address]

Include the name and the email address used at the time of purchase, so the Girl Chained to the Desk may hunt down your order without delay.

Do not let your name be lost to the shadows. The Roll Call waits for no one, and there is still time to be etched into it properly!

Sinisterly Yours,
~ teeVillain

Last chance, my faithful fiends, as the campaign continues.

The Great Catch-Up of 2026 presses onward as another battalion is called from the siniStore to the production front.

The battle advances inch by inch. It is not the swift blitzkrieg I had planned, but every batch completed is another hill captured. Every shipment delivered is another flag planted.

The road to Global World Domination™ is rarely won in a single charge. It is earned through persistence, precision, and a refusal to surrender.

And surrender.....has never been my style.

Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now...