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The RedHawkion is a satirical student run, student edited, student read source of fake news. All names are meant to be fictitious, or references to real people are entirely made up and exaggerated. The writers of the site intend no malice from their postings. We would like to stress that The RedHawkion is in no way affiliated with Montclair State University. The "Rocky Hawk" which signs the articl
06/26/2021
Freshman Forgot to Get Summer Job, Already Paying Consequences “I just got so caught up in finals and forgot to apply, now all the fun jobs are gone and I’m not working in retail.” This is the claim that Evan Mathews has made regarding his unemployment this su…
06/14/2021
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Chill Bro Plays Guitar On Quad As the summer weather sets in junior Kyle Lederman begins to pack his belongings to head home for the semester. But one item is packed up in it’s case and transported to the campus quad, his acous…
05/31/2021
It was a trying day for Journalism 101 professor James E. Smith when his class of first-year students got a little too rambunctious. “All hell broke loose the moment I started talking about phoners,” said Smith, referring to industry lingo for phone interviews. “Everyone lost it after one student asked what would happen if his phoner lasted longer than four hours, and that’s when I knew it was time to time to go grammar school on their freshman asses.” Professor Smith has taught Journalism at MSU for three years and has a background in barista training.
Professor Flickers Lights to Suppress Rowdy Freshmen It was a trying day for Journalism 101 professor James E. Smith when his class of first-year students got a little too rambunctious. “All hell broke loose the moment I started talking about phoners…
05/30/2021
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