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STARTING TOUR W Teenage Bottlerocket TONIGHT AT aceshighsaloon_slc IN SALT LAKE CITY… punx!!!

ALSO! We’ve added some July dates with TBR and thedrowns

Tour starts tomorrow in Kansas City!! See you there!

It’s April! We have shows!

**FROM TANE (please read)**

I’m gonna be real with you guys—I’ve spent such a large amount of my life
trying to be clever writing "engaging" posts is too taxing, so I’ve decided to start level-waying and leveraging the future.
I’ve deep-dived into Enterprise-Grade AI Solu-shuns and onboarded a digital C-Suite to handle our "band-width." We’re transitioning our live performance calendar into Revenue-Positive Sonic Deployments. I’m now focusing on my "Core Competencies" (panic attacks and eating gas station trash) while the AI handles our High-Value User Funnels. If you aren't optimizing your "Content Ecosystem," you're irrelevant. I’ve finally cracked the code to the Dynamic Disruptive Paradigm. 📈

[OPTIMIZATION: 100%] ✅

📂 STRATEGIC Q2 WEST COAST SCALABILITY INITIATIVE

Tightwire, LLC is proud to announce the commencement of our Market Pe*******on Run across the West Coast corridor. 📈 Our proprietary logistical framework has identified a high-conversion alignment with the Teenage Bottlerocket Legacy Asset. 🤝

PROJECT MILESTONES:
🔹 04/19 – Kansas City, KS @ Hillsiders
🔹 04/20 – Denver, CO @ Bar 404
🔹 04/21 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Aces High Saloon *
🔹 04/22 – Boise, ID @ Shrine Social Club *
🔹 04/23 – Spokane, WA @ Big Dipper *
🔹 04/24 – Tacoma, WA @ Airport Tavern *
🔹 04/25 – Portland, OR @ Dante's *
🔹 04/26 – Seattle, WA @ Black Lodge (Q2 Closing Deliverable)
*Strategic Synergy with Teenage Bottlerocket Holdings 📡

Tightwire, LLC is committed to a "Content-First" philosophy. We look forward to engaging with your local market and maximizing our mutual ROI.

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