Patti Pierogi

I have to send out a huge congratulations to one of my favorite girls in the pinup scene that I couldn’t be more proud of… Congratulations to the incomparable Sadie Something for being crowned Miss Vintage Torque Fest 2025!

Welcome to the club, babe. Glad to have you.

Xoxo, YOUR Miss Vintage Torque Fest 2016 👑

They taste like Chanel and Disappointment, as yall would expect.

Seems legit.

It kills me to do this but the 2024 Miss Polish Pinup Princess Pagent is CANCELLED.

Due to the state of the economy and a lack of time, I would be a real jerk to expect everyone to spend money on a celebrity look-alike outfit, and travel to Milwaukee to do my show, when there are a lot of folks out there who are struggling to get by. It just seems unfair.

That being said, we will be back and better than ever in 2025. Just you wait and see.

In the meantime, make sure you take the time to support another Milwaukee icon, Kochanski's Concertina Beer Hall… Stop in and grab a beer or someone to polka with. Milwaukee’s very own Polish Prince, Andy Kochanski, will be damn happy to see you. (Anyone who could put up with my insane ideas since 2015 is worth having a beer with, that’s for sure!)

YOU HAVE A FULL YEAR TO PERFECT YOUR OUTFIT AND LIP SYNC, BABIES. Now get to work!

Xoxo,
Patti Pierogi, YOUR very first Miss Polish Pinup Princess, and proud organizer of “The Best Damn Pinup Contest In Milwaukee.”