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A POET'S CORNER MYSTERY
THE PICKLED POET'S ANGEL IS AN ANGRY OMELET'S EVIL ME

THIS IS 1ADAM12 REQUESTING BACK UP ON POET'S CORNER, 211 IN PROGRESS. THE PICKLED POET LOST HIS ANGEL

1Adam12 GTA
All points bulletin: Be on the lookout for The Pickled Poet.

KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN
I have a sneaky suspicion that something's gone wrong. Like maybe my life has been hacked. People call me Tony and I just play along but I'm someone else in fact. So I walk the earth unsatisfied searching for whatever-it-is. I think maybe the real me must have died. How do I get into situations like this? I try to settle in and just get past it, hoping I'm comfortable in my casket. I visit graveyards and I read every stone in search of my own. Meanwhile I'm just a bad actor but I'm pulling off the world's greatest myself act and I'm hoping I can keep it up, at least until Tony gets back. I often think about Tony wondering where he's at and if he's alone. Where could he be? I'll bet you his little fake ass is back home pretending to be me. 👻🔥
T.Carpenter 1-7-22 The devil's in the rearview

HAHAHA I have everyone fooled. He's not himself and that's why he doesn't know how to feel. I mean it's his body but it's not him at the wheel. This is what I like to call the big Steal. Hahaha You fools! You're all fools! He's my meat puppet now, my Lizard man's Royal Cave. HA HAHAHAHA ! You're on Grand Theft Auto now Tony and I'm gonna wrap your official pace car around a coconut tree and take your Kia Soul to hell with me. HA HAHAHAHA HA I'm blaming it all on the witches by the way. I just can't wait to watch em burn HAHAHA BURN WITCHES BURN! HAHAHA FOOLS!

Warning: This story is not suitable for all minds. This X-File has been classified WTF by the Galactic Federation and they've named it The Angry Omelet. They say that it is dangerous to the sanity of people who are already troubled, su***de to the tortured Souls of haunted meat puppets and just plain stupid if you're allergic to eggs.
This here's a real life ghost story folks complete with failures to communicate and outright deception. It'll crack up your shell and these 2 crazy Waffle House aliens will scramble your egg if the devil don't get you first.
Anyone with any type of phobias should stop reading immediately. Just put it down and walk away. If nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. That being said, barf bags will be available for any Earthlings with a weak stomach and the squeamish squids of Oc*****sy of course.
It's called The Rollercoaster by those who fear looser-fur but God just calls it vomit and he has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign for all Rhyme alots on board. Here we go down the rabbit hole Alice and you know who we're looking for.

Dec. 31 2020
Mayday! Mission Control! This is Angel. Begging your forgiveness my Lord. We had just arrived at Poet's Corner when I turned my head for half a second and the enemy launched a pre-emptive strike on The Pickled Poet's Funny Farm. I'm in fear of losing the entire crop. Tony has left the building. Hello! Is there anyone there?

We hear you. Over!

Holy crazy town you guys! Who's the weird evil guy? Man o man he's like evil superman. I bet you it's all part of his evil Masterplan. Somebody send the coroner and 1Adam12 to Poet's Corner. Maybe the rhyme alots know where he's at? Find out if he's ever coming back and ask them who the hell is that? This evil dude is described as a street outlaw, driving fast. He's already mastered the Tony act but if I can grab the wheel I'll take him back. I can stop the big steal with a counter attack. It's hard to stop a stampede but I'm giving her all she's got Captain. This is Angel I'm working on a cure and that's what's up but if it doesn't work, tell Scotty to beam me up...

This is 1Adam12, Angel try to keep this channel clear. Tony's been hijacked! I'm putting everyman I've got on Poet's Corner. We've issued an all-points Bulletin for The Pickled Poet but this won't be easy because people only see what they want to see. I know it sounds crazy, believe me but they expect to see Tony so that's who they see and The Lizard Man Lives!

Holy Crap! Did you say Hijacked?
Man o man! The Lizard Man! What did I miss? That Evil dude's my Nemesis. I'm having a panic attack. Does anyone on that corner know where Tony's at?
Man o man no way no way.
Mayday! Poet's Corner! Mayday!
I'm driving the fingers but this is a cyber attack for sure. Satan took the wheel and drove straight off the track, scenic tour. S.O.S. I need a counter attack. What's the cure? This is Angel mission control. Come back?

Mission Control: This is Adam12. I'm on Poet's Corner now. The Rhyme alots are looking for Tony and I don't see angel anywhere. Can anyone hear me? What's the cure? Is anyone there?

This is J-ROD. We can hear you but Alien crashed our ship on Saturn last night. The martian said it was a carjacking. He said, "Tony stopped at a crosswalk and Satan jumped in the driver's seat." But you know how those martians lie. Anywho we're filing official papers with the Galactic Federation in 2000 years. They'll just rewind everything back to just before angel looked away and find Tony.

Mission Control, We don't have time. He could be a reprobate mind. Who's gonna write the poetry now? I can't rhyme. I don't know what should do for sure? Please reply, I need a clue? What's the cure?

Man o man! How did it all begin? Man o man! How's it all gonna end? SOS Rhyme alots! Where the hell is Tony at. What's the cure? Come back...

The only thing worse than seeing an angel lose his man o man is being an angel who has lost his man o man. Only the Rhyme a lots can help him now. Where's he at Rhyme a lots. What's the plan? Help me get back my man o man.

1Adam12 calling all Rhyme alots on Poet's Corner. We need someone to finish this story. Angel can't rhyme and I don't have time. If you're reading this the ball's in your court. Please continue with the story. We can't wait to find out what happened. What's going to happen with J-Rod and alien? Who is the Lizardman and how does the story end? Will angel get back his man o man? We're never gonna know if you don't finish it or at least tell the mission man what his mission is. By the way, who is the Mission Man?

UPDATE ON FINDING Tony Carpenter 👻Spiritsoffire💥
This is J-Rod and I'm sorry to report that we still don't know what happened to Tony. The fact that we're still searching for him is almost certain proof that he still alive. I'm J-Rod and I'm a straight shooter. You'll always get the truth from me but alien will lie to you even when the truth sounds better. It's just a character defect I guess.

Wow 😮

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