BAD ASS VEGAN

Reminder to always BYOF… bring your own fuel. So glad I brought some Beleafvegan jerky with me on my flight to ! See you all tomorrow where we will also be holding a screening of my film

Again, not knocking anyone that buys this but if you do buy this or even thinking of buying it… remember this is most likely just “duct tape”, not an actual fix. And I say this as someone who used to look at things like this years ago ( and yes I may have ordered some things too lol).

Just saying… this doesn’t register as weird at all? And if it does… did you know that “masturbating” male crabs (often called electrical ej*******on or s***m stripping) is a normal and widely accepted scientific practice. this Instead of physical stimulation, researchers gently apply a mild electrical current (around 5–6 V of direct current) to the crab’s nerve centers near the genitalia. This mild shock induces the male to release his s***m mass (s***matophores), which is then collected and inserted into the female’s seminal receptacle.