Sam Lantz

From Wilton to Asheville this photodump has it all>>>

An old fairy lounging in some Kentucky Blue Grass

Moo, serving Pantone 19-1419 TCX, Chicory Coffee deliciousness

Professor Duke demonstrating “gentle sharing” in his course PUPPY 101

Budew, from Angel to Demon.

Who?

Over it 😤

🐸

Superman that hoeeeee

Proud Auntie

Release me! The world must pay for its TRANSGRESSIONS!

DUKE: why so smol?

🐶:______

👅

I’m in love

He’s in love

That’s the club, come see us!!

With all the confusion surrounding my screen name on here (a reference to the folk hero giant Paul Bunyan) I have wanted to change my @ to sam_lantz or sam.lantz etc. but I discovered two fun facts:
FUN FACT no.1 : if you are “organically verified” (blue check w/o paying for it) they won’t let you change your screen name without contacting customer service…

FUN FACT no.2: the only way you can get in contact with customer service is by paying for verification… meaning even though Instagram themselves deemed me “noteworthy” enough for a blue check that doesn’t even get me access to customer service. It’s behind a pay wall… that’s right, no one can reach customer service without paying first…. That’s bad vibes