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MY MIL BROUGHT CAKE THAT WAS BLACK INSIDE TO MY WEDDING.
Rob and I had been together for three years, and I was thrilled when he proposed. The wedding day felt like a dream—beautiful ceremony, perfect venue, Rob being his usual charming self.
Then, it was time for the cake. It looked gorgeous. We cut into it, but when we pulled out the first slice, I froze. The inside was completely black, and there was a creepy little plastic baby inside.
I glanced at Rob — he looked just as freaked out. No one laughed, no one explained.
Then my MIL, Diane, stood up and said, "Everyone, I need to tell you something about my son Rob."

DELIVERY GUY LEFT A MESSAGE FOR ME ON A PIZZA BOX — TURNS OUT HE SAVED ME FROM A DISASTROUS MARRIAGE.
My fiancé and I have been living together for a while now, and on lazy days, we would often order pizza from the local place. Since it's a small business, the delivery guy was always the same.
Yesterday, I ordered just one box for myself since my fiancé was out of town. The delivery guy seemed nervous and asked if my fiancé was home. I said no. As he left, I opened the box and felt my heart drop.
"HE IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS. CHECK YOUR DOOR CAMERA," was scribbled on the cardboard with a black Sharpie.
My stomach sank, I lost all appetite, and I rushed to check the footage. There, on a video, I saw my fiancé with

MY HUSBAND RUSHED TO THE DUMP AFTER LEARNING I THREW AWAY HIS OLD JACKET FROM THE ATTIC — I WAS SPEECHLESS WHEN I FOUND OUT WHY.
Dinner at home.
Me: I cleaned out the attic today. Threw out a bunch of old junk.
Husband drops his fork
Him: WHAT JUNK?!
Me: Just some old stuff, why?
He immediately left the table, ran upstairs, and five minutes later came storming down, practically punching walls, yelling, "WHERE IS MY OLD SCHOOL JACKET?!" I told him I most likely tossed it with all the junk from the attic (IT IS WORTH NOTING THAT JUST A YEAR AGO, HE TOLD ME THAT THIS JACKET SHOULD BE THROWN IN THE DUMP ALONG WITH ALL THE OLD JUNK FROM THE ATTIC).
Him: THE DAY I MARRIED YOU WAS A CURSE!
He rushed out, jumped in his car, and sped off to the local dump. I followed right behind him.
WHAT WAS IN THAT JACKET AND WHY IT WRECKED OUR MARRIAGE IS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.