Cowlitz Citizens Update

Thank you to Sidhu and family for buying local mini marts and abolishing atrocious artifacts such as m**h pipes, w**d pipes, etc. and muting the mechanizations of malicious and malevolent mercantilism which rids us of the ruckus of raucous riffraff by closing conduits to pernicious paraphernalia.

Are you going to go to Squatch Fest ? Want to go for free? You can win 2 tickets by giving the correct response to the question. Let us know and we'll deliver the tickets to you tonight. (kelso Longview area only)