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🐶 Dog Days Of Summer, 11am-8pm tomorrow at STAG - Provisions for Men.

Sources have informed us that all dogs go to heaven. Not all dogs get adopted, though. That's a sad fact that you have a chance to change this weekend at STAG - where they've teamed with local rescue organizations to find Homes 4 Dawgs.

As usual, they'll have sips for you. They'll also have treats for your own dogs. You'll probably need a name for your new furry friend. Here are a few we came up with for you:

🐶 A$AP Furrrrrr
🐶 Average Dane
🐶 Drew Barkymore
🐶 Shia LaBark
🐶 Spot

You're welcome in advance. They'll be set up 12-4ish with the pups. See you at STAG?

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🚨🚨 TONIGHT til 2am, DJs / "famous rappers" / free booze / free beer / free entry / WEAR RED. Last-second Saturday night audible?

🍔 The more you know... Hopdoddy Burger Bar takes your Happy Hour and raises you a Hoppy Hour. Much Hoppier, much happier.

Somehow we've never written about Hopdoddy, despite the fact that we love Hopdoddy. It's like if you drive a Porsche but you drive it all the time so you're used to it, and it becomes just a car to you... then one day you're like S**T THIS IS A PORSCHE.

Hopdoddy: the Porsche of Happy Hours?

🍔 $5 Seasonal Special Burgers
🍔 $5 All Fries
🍔 $5 Signature Sips
🍔 $5 Craft Drafts
🍔 $5 Wine
🍔 $5 ANY QUESO

3-6:30pm every M-F. Also the last hour before close every M-F. I'm all Hopped up on burgers, Chip!

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🤔 The more you know... Cyclone Anaya's Mexican Kitchen's brunch game is like the Govenator riding a bull towards the choppa. That's strong.

Every single weekend, the penny refills are a thing. That's bottomless. This is a brunch unicorn - sleep and you might wake up unicornless.

The food options are solid here as well, but the 'mosas are the star of the show. You're a star, too. Come drink a couple handfuls and fire off into the weekend abyss.

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🍊🍌🍍 National Flip Flop Day at , 2-7pm tomorrow at all locations.

There's lots to talk about here. First: they invented this holiday. It's theirs. Who knew it was that easy??? WWW National Drink Vodka At Work Day coming soon 👀. We already do that sometimes actually. Also: I was already going to be wearing flip flops tomorrow, specifically Adidas Slides bc we stay cozy. Smoothies all day, it was destined.

If you've read this far then you're probably thoroughly confused. Go get yourself a free smoothie, that should clear up the confusion. Happy almost weekend, Houston.

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🌮🍸 Houstonia’s Taco Loco, Presented by Uptown Park & Uptown Houston, 6-9pm Tuesday at Uptown Park Houston.

Purchase: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/houstonias-taco-loco-tickets-32829360501 (use code 'GETLOCO' for $5 off)

This is too awesome. An off night for the Golden Sta----- er, NBA Finals doesn't mean Tuesday is lacking in action. Houston's top chefs are going head to head in a Taco Tussle (all-you-can-eat for attendees).... and Houston's top mixologists are facing off in a Margarita Mixoff (open bar for attendees) that'll have you yelling "Damn" and "Tasty" instead of "LeBron" and "Draymond" for a night. Beer, Topo, music & more - this is a laundry list of gold.

$35 for the masses, but it's $30 for y'all - use the code 'GETLOCO' at checkout for $5 off. Purchase link above. Go turn your Taco Tuesday dreams into realities - your mom wasn't lying when she said you could be whatever you wanted to be.

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