Siphon Coffee

Hey everybody, this is Nick !

Magnificent F whole news!!
June 6th Saturday 5 until 7 siphon Coffeehouse
The magnificent F holes must be getting famous. I was actually recognized the other day. The woman said that’s him officer, but I digress from the Magnificent F Hole news!!
We are waiting for some news about playing downtown at Jones Hall, but we have heard nothing. We should call them.
Meanwhile, our guitar player Zack is in Helsinki where apparently he has become a popstar.
Also meanwhile, our Drummer Dave is being solicited for advice by the pope who (by the way Dave) has never come to our gig.
Our bass player will not make it to the upcoming gig due to a faulty stench coil.
Our piano player also will not be there, but they have removed the bullet and he is resting comfortably.
We had to have an intervention for our Conga player. We told him he could keep drinking and drugging, but he had to stop singing.
Thank you for tuning into the magnificent F holes news.
Now that the he mantle of Fame has been thrust upon us It is with humble braggadocio that we accept the honor and trembling with confidence we shall go forth, pretending to be rockstars knowing it is you the little people that make it all possible because without you, we would not have the kind of fame that blah blah blah blah blah.
16 drink minimum
Nobel peace Prize winners drink free
No cover for strangers
It would be so cool to see you there

You know us for breakfast, but lunch deserves some attention too.

Today’s feature: our Fried Chicken Sandwich — crispy, juicy, and made to order.

Looking for something else? We’ve also got our Siphon Smash Burger, Chicken Pesto Sandwich, and Vegan Taco Trio ready for lunch.

Stop by, grab a seat, and see what you’ve been missing.

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At Siphon, our baristas do a lot more than make great coffee.

They’re a critical part of our front-of-house team, making sure every order—whether dining in, takeout, or delivery—is accurate, complete, and served with care.

Jennifer is a great example of that commitment. She’s friendly, professional, takes her work seriously, and pays close attention to the details that help create a great experience for every guest.

Today she’s serving up three of our Siphon Cheeseburgers, but what you don’t see is all the work that goes into making sure every order leaves the counter exactly as it should.

We appreciate you, Jennifer. 🍔☕️👏

Meet Matthew McBarron, our new General Manager!

We’ve spent the last few weeks teaching him everything there is to know about Siphon: the kitchen, the coffee bar, the recipes, the systems, and most importantly, how to survive a busy Sunday brunch.

So far he’s doing great.

If you see Matthew around, say hello and welcome him to the team. We’re excited to have him helping lead the next chapter of Siphon.

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Daily deals: Pastries 50% off after 3PM + beer 2-for-1 after 5PM. See you soon! 🥐🍺

Spring sip, served your way: Bloom Matcha hot or iced—white mocha + lavender 🌿💜

Start your Monday right at Siphon Coffee! ☕🍳 We're all about quality ingredients and supporting local vendors—and now we're giving you even more reason to drop by. Buy a breakfast sandwich and get a drip coffee FREE when you mention promo code BOGO5739. Available Mondays from 7am to 3pm for in-cafe orders. Bring a friend or treat yourself to a little extra. See you soon!

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