Dez Mon

Aw s**t, Mon. I've been kidnapped by da pirates Mon, but little do dem guys know, IM DA CAPT'IN NOW!!!

Okay Mon, dem guys beet mee up pretty good....dem bastards.
Thankfully, I still have a couple coinz left. Dis iz bulls**t, Mon.

Look at dis, Mon. I've taken som coins wit me. Dat dood and dat fish say dey wanna try to beet me up for da gold. HELL NO, MON, HELL NO!!!!

DAYMN MON!!! Dis ting iz HUUUUGE, but not as huge as yo mama, Mon.

O S**T, O S**T, O S**T, MON!
I'm not your lunch, Mon, ITS NOT EVEN TIME LUNCHTIME YET!!!

BAD FISH, BAD FISH, BAD FISH! Go away and stok da see-food aisle Mon, STOP DIS S**T NOW!!!