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🧡Using My Powers For Evil🧡

I sat here crying tears of laughter for about thirty minutes straight! My throat is soar with screaming!

My boyfriend asked me to put the head of Jimmy Johnson (Coach for The Dallas Cowboys) over the face of his best friend's infant grandson with the caption, "How Bout Dem Cowboys!"

Look at my man, Putting my talents to good use lmmfao!

I couldn't keep a straight face the whole time!

Hmmmmm...

I'm debating on posting it in my stories 🤔

Should I?

@ Houston, Texas

🐠Cruel Cravings🐠

I know this may be to much info for some, but my "Aunt Flo" is packing her bags for a visit and I have some seriously savage cravings today. I hate sweet pickles with a passion, but I want some sooo bad! Thats odd!

Now, before anyone suggests if Im pregnant, no Im not lol. My last doctors visit confirmed that.

Lord, someone Uber Eats me some sweet pickles before I lose my mind! Lol

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Side Note: if anyone recognizes him, please tag him so I can credit him😁
(Hey! Nothing to see here!)
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@ Houston, Texas