StayJarring

ray paint it a new color. BEFORE I did this, I tested out my paint prowess on every item I owned that I did not care about -- cats [kidding], bowls, glasses, glass bowls, mason jars, etc. I showed the mason jar I sprayed to my friends and family and everyone said how cool the jars looked and how I should sell them. Impressed by their seemingly disconnected yet coordinated attempt to keep me away from them by way of compliment, I decided to go where no man comfortable with his masculinity has gone before...to spray paint mason jars to be sold on Etsy. It has been quite the journey and please do not take anything I say to heart. I am here to make you laugh, only to make you cry later when you see the quality of my workmanship LOL! I do realize time is your most essential asset. Thank you for affording me the opportunity to disappoint, because my work never will.