Doug & Adriane Witcher - Realtors

Let’s not forget!

Careful what you wish for

Feeling this 10000% today. 🧡

For everyone who says "anyone can do it": You're right. Anyone can get the license.

Not everyone can:

Work 87 hours on one deal
Handle 47 phone calls without losing it
Negotiate 4 times without killing the deal
Coordinate 8 inspections flawlessly
Solve title issues from 2003
Prevent wire fraud
Actually close

That's why 9 out of 10 agents fail.

Because "simple" transactions like this happen every single day.

And most people can't handle it.

This napkin tells the real story:

What buyers see: "We bought a house!"
What agents see: 87 hours of chaos, 47 phone calls, 4 negotiations, 2 appraisals, 8 inspections, 12 forms, 23 emails, and 1 miracle.

But sure, "anyone can do it."