Chris Driver Band

Chris here to remind you that George Strait made a whole ass FEATURE FILM about why he doesn’t want to play at the Super Bowl. It was 1992. He ain’t the man for the job.

I don’t believe in hauntings. Why would a ghost, a magnificent invisible being that defies known physics, be stuck in a damn house? Some guy said “my parents have a haunted house, they live across the street from a cemetery”. Insane. The ghost escaped its mortal body…. At the cemetery, which presumably is not where they died… and somehow was able to travel across the street…. But no further! Why haunt a house?? Full of strangers, really?? Go haunt old as****es like Ebenezer Scrooge, that story makes some sense!