Bearded Dad

Thanks for the business Beyer Towing & Transport!! We love working with local businesses!

Talk about the job best opportunity of the summer! Message if interested!

🚨 WE FEST HELP WANTED 🚨

We’re looking for a few awesome people to help run our vendor booth during WE Fest!

We sell t-shirts, hats, and other items featuring questionable humor, dad jokes, and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.

What you get:
🏕️ Free camping
🎟️ Free WE Fest pass
💵 Actual pay

Qualifications:
✔️ Can talk to humans
✔️ Can stand for long periods
✔️ Can smile at strangers
✔️ Herding kittens counts as relevant experience

Job duties include:
• Selling funny shirts and hats
• Explaining why they’re funny
• Explaining it again
• Helping customers spend money they promised they wouldn’t spend
• Occasionally reminding the owners to eat and make good life choices

Things that may happen:
• You become friends with us
• You develop strong opinions about hats
• You hear “Can you make this on a tank top?” 100+ times

Is it a real job? Surprisingly, yes.

Will it be fun? We think so.

Are we professional? Define “professional.”

Send us a message if you’d like to spend WE Fest hanging out with the Bearded Dad People and making a little money while you’re at it.

We can’t guarantee it’ll look good on a résumé, but it’ll definitely make a great story. 😂🤠🍻

🚨 WE FEST HELP WANTED 🚨

We’re looking for a few awesome people to help run our vendor booth during WE Fest!

We sell t-shirts, hats, and other items featuring questionable humor, dad jokes, and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.

What you get:
🏕️ Free camping
🎟️ Free WE Fest pass
💵 Actual pay

Qualifications:
✔️ Can talk to humans
✔️ Can stand for long periods
✔️ Can smile at strangers
✔️ Herding kittens counts as relevant experience

Job duties include:
• Selling funny shirts and hats
• Explaining why they’re funny
• Explaining it again
• Helping customers spend money they promised they wouldn’t spend
• Occasionally reminding the owners to eat and make good life choices

Things that may happen:
• You become friends with us
• You develop strong opinions about hats
• You hear “Can you make this on a tank top?” 100+ times

Is it a real job? Surprisingly, yes.

Will it be fun? We think so.

Are we professional? Define “professional.”

Send us a message if you’d like to spend WE Fest hanging out with the Bearded Dad People and making a little money while you’re at it.

We can’t guarantee it’ll look good on a résumé, but it’ll definitely make a great story. 😂🤠🍻