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Jason, we don’t know if your friend’s theory is scientifically possible, but we’re not here to judge—we’re here to keep you smelling legendary. 💩✨

Congrats on winning a 𝟲-𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘂𝗺. Stay fresh (everywhere).

𝐖𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝟔-𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭!

Yes, really.

𝐓𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝. Example: “My wife sniffed me like I was a scented candle.”

No wrong answers. Just unhinged ones.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

This one’s a fan favorite for a reason.�

𝗛𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗢𝗚𝗢 𝟰𝟱% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 for the remainder of today.�

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The easiest W of the season.�

𝗚𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝟯𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 — and yes, they never expire.�

Your future self is already thanking you. 😂💸�

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