Singleton Massage Therapy

*This is an April Fool's Day post!*

I am so very excited to announce my new breakthrough massage method: Fascial Audio Rythmic Technique! This cutting-edge approach uses carefully timed vibrations, and fast moving LED based light patterns to “release trapped energy,” improve mood, and could possibly increase your ability to sense WiFi signals. Clients are already saying they feel lighter, freer… and oddly more “in tune” with the universe.
Sign up for your F.A.R.T. session today!

*This is an April Fool’s Post!*

I’m excited to expand my offerings to include new in-demand services in canine modalities!
Many of you already know of my dog, Lucy. What you may not have known is her trained healing abilities! By incorporating her, I will soon be able to offer the following:

- Oxytocin Therapy
Just look at that face… look at it! Now you have more oxytocin.

- Peanut butter - Assisted Meridian Line Therapy
I can ensure the peanut butter is on your meridian lines but, full disclosure, she’s probably just going to treat this as snack time. Sunflower butter is available for those with sensitivities.

- Intuitive Trigger Point Therapy
We let her loose for this one. Who knows where she’ll walk on your body next! It might be painful! Trust the process!

Belly rubs are accepted by Lucy as payment.

(Once again - April Fool’s! Her attention span is far too short to even attempt this.)